Turners Syndrome a documentary short

The blog post has nothing to do with blog itself but let me take a minute to explain why the blog post is called that way.
U see when Im bored or when Im eating something I am mostly on you tube searching for documentary, long ago I got on  you tube with a snack and wanted to watch something rly short. So I put into search "short documentary" what came up is this shit in the title of the blog. Now the whole documentary is a basically a slide show of a girl telling how she coped with her illness and what I got from it is that she had a hard life but she is a fucking warrior and she never gave up, made her life  happy end. So I rly liked the song she puts in her video and I msged Lisa as soon as I finished watching it, so she would give me the name of the song since me googling lyrics failed so much. More like Google fucking failed. She replayed in a day and gave me the song name, but since I am inpatient fuck and I have to have everything fast I went on you tube to mp3 and just downloaded audio from her video.
The you tube to mp3 service named it after the video clip and now this song for me is always known by that name! It is the turners syndrome song, not in reality tho.
Since I FAIL at thinking what a blog post title should be, I choose a song which Im listening atm and thats this song. The Syndrome song.
Im gonna be kind enough to back this story that happened long ago with links.
LINK1 AND LINK2! there u go, no need to thank me. Its all part of being a writer that does it all
for no money at all...
Now since we got that out of the way we can finally focus on what we are here for. To fucking laugh at me and kill some noobs and after if we suck go play tetris on fb,or if a girl by some chance is reading this then to laugh at me and go bake some cookies after.
Yes thats how the fucking pros roll and u wouldnt know that since u not a pro.
Girls can also be pros and bros... No fishisam here, thank u very much.
NOW BACK TO THE TOPIC AT HAND, I watched limitless and by some chance You still didnt watch this movie, you should go and watch it before u actually read this shit. Why? Cause this part ahead is filled with fing spoilers and u dont rly want me to ruin this movie for you since its a rly good movie.
GO WATCH THE MOVIEEEE, PRESS ALT+F4 TO START DOWNLOADING IT
Now since we got that out of the way we can start.
You see I am a guy with rly low energy, for me walking on the street or just waking up at the wrong time can decide what will I do for whole day. Cause if I wake up feeling tired, Im gonna be feeling tired all day long till the next day. Having energy to actually get off my ass and do something that involves using my legs or my brain is a challenge.
Coffee helps there a lot, cause it kicks me in the second gear. Yes second gear, I dont rly have any other gears. First then second, after second comes first again.
I dont rly remember who told me to watch limitless, some guy... Or a girl, anyway for the sake of this blog. Lets just say it was somebody with tits cause it seems way cooler that way.
So this girl comes to me and she is all like " U THE LEGEND ZIXX, U GOTTA WATCH THIS MOVIE,YOU WILL TOTALLY LOVE ITTTT"!
Day later I wake up and I got the movie ready to watch it, I make some popcorns. Get some coke and wine and Im all set to watch this. Already checked the trailer cause I love to see a trailer before I see the movie.
Looks good, seems interesting. Put the movie into vlc player and here we go.
I see this guy who is a total bum, his gf bitching at him for not doing anything with his life, later she dumps him cause the guy is rly bumming trough his life. Also he is trying to write a book, instantly I identify myself wiv him. Im LIKE THATS ME THATS ME!!!1 Is he playing games at his free(all) time?
Guy already failed 1 marriage and suddenly out of nowhere he sees this guy who is like his ex wive brother. The guy offers him a pill which activates 100% of his brain.
Makes the guy rly fucking smart and instead of being a fucking bum, guy starts to sort his life out and starts writing. He gets the energy, the focus, the thinking, all that he needs so he wouldnt be lazy and dumb. Finishes his book. Gets some money. Loans from a shark, gets owned by shark, shark wants his drug. He meets this other guy. Other guy is into stocks, our guy got rly smart cause of the pills and now he knows his shit with stocks.Shark dies. Ah fuck already getting tired by this. Some problems in the way, skip forward.
Lets make this short.
He becomes a fucking president and he basically out smarts everyone when he is on the pill and when he is without the pill.
THE FUCKING END
Gosh I hate telling the story of a movie.
Anyway if you are at this point so you already watched this shit, u know what happened and how it went.
So I FINISH THIS MOVIE AND LIKE ALL OTHER PPL that watch a good movie, I get pumped. I GO LIKE FUCK THIS IS A GOOD MOVIE and now Ima a fucking walking talking commercial and everybody who asks me something, like they ask me what im doing? I go "LIMITLESS? WHAT U DIDNT WATCH IT?! GET OUT OF HERE, go watch the damn thing! ul love it!!!"
Everybody is like that, we like to share the joy or enthusiasm we feel about something that racked us up that we have to spam all other ppl that probably couldnt give a 2 shit about movies to go watch it. Its how our monkey brains work. SO I twitter it out, I fbook it out, I go on skype I spam all my bros with it.
Im on Skype talking to somebody, Im like go watch ittttttt.
Before I started to spam ppl, I feelt rly energetic cause I watched it. I got motivated again, I wanted to do something.I WANTED TO WRITE a fucking book,wanted to get to my gf and hump her like there is no tomorrow. Wanted to solve all my exams in an hour. I WANTED TO LEARN JAPANESE.
HOLD UP ZIXX!What of things can I actually do, so I still feel the energy flowing and Im thinking lets start small. Lets fucking start small, biggest journey starts with the smallest step.
So I look around myself and like in the movie, my fucking room is a mess, so I clean it.
I DO THIS SHIT.NP!!!!!!11111FUCKING DONE
Like 10 minutes np, GO ON ZIXX!!!
DONT FUCKING STOP NOW
U STILL FEEL THE ENERGY FLOWING.
LIKE THE SPICEEEEEEE.
I go on the computer and open a new blog post and cant think of anything so I just close it fast and GOT to do something now before I lose it.
I get my sun shades, I dress up to kill. Zippo, iphone, cigs, wallet, legend t-shirt, got all.
Lets walk, I get outside and I walk. I dunno how far I walked before I realized that I dont even know why Im fucking walking. I realized it but I still kept on walking. Ppl looking at me, they see me, they all like fuck that guy has some important shit to do. Look at him rushing, must be on to something. Then 30 minutes later, I realize I have nothing to do actually so I slow the fuck down and get to this coffee bar. Order a coffee, chill a bit, smoke couple and think.
Think how I need to sort my life. Need to organize, start thinking what I want from life.
PAY THE FUCKING TAB LIKE A BOSS and get the fuck out of there. GO HOME!
Siting in my chair. I see Agita on, he is my bro. Fucking tell him to dl the movie, he is like passive so much. He needs it more then me. So he says he will and I go like k cool bro, wanna play a game?
We end up playing league till its too early. Then we go sleep.
Next day I download this app to iphone TODO, get all my quests in one place and now Im sorted, just got to make my mind to do this and I can do it. Np! LEGEND BRO! LEGEND!
Gtg to my gf place to the capital so I put it on hold for a bit, coming back soon then Im gonna continue my shit with organizing things and all that.
2 DAYS AFTER, COMING back from my gf place, end up getting drunk So I didnt rly do anything I wasted that day. Got driving school tomorrow, gtg sleep, no time to try to do something now.
Wake up again, feeling good driving school today, got enough time to do something but nah didnt do anything again. Just wasted time playing games and watched you tube videos, took some pics. Went to driving school. Play a bit of league of legends, lose 5 games in row, tried playing tetris on fb, fuck that. Go chess, time to sleep again.
Waking up, talking to my gf, telling her how I need to organize my life. Got to do something, she totally agree.
Agita dled the movie, I tell him we will talk about it when I get home from driving school.
I come home and I tell Agita, BRO DID U WATCH IT?
He is like " ya dude I did, good movie" IM LIKE WTF BRO, U DIDNT FEEL LIKE U WANNA DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE? GET MORE ACTIVE? He just goes nah. BRO FFS I WALKED FOR MILES AFTER I SAW THE MOVIE, WAS LIKE ENERGY ALL THE WAY.
DONT U WANNA FUCKING DO SOMETHING? He is like nah dude, just playing my game, Im good here.What can I do bro???
IM LIKE FUCK BRO, In the mean time I watched this you tube video about stupid Americans and how there country is becoming a police state and they not doing anything about it. ThisONE Made agita to watch it too.
So I go AGITA WE GOT TO DO SOMETHING BRO, THEY TAKING OVER THE WORLD FUCKING GLOBALIST!!!1
WE MAKE OUR RESISTANCE BRO, WE GET ALL THE GAMERS BRO!!!! WE GET THE WHOLE CREW BACK, JUST LIKE A FUCKING RAID, JUST IN FUCKING REAL LIFE NOW BRO!!!11
COME ON BRO WE DO THIS SHIT!!!!1 WE CAN CALL OURSELVES  "GAMER RESISTANCE"
CANT FUCKING REMEMBER THE FIRST LETTER OF GAMER HOW U SAY IT AGITA?
Agita goes what u mean? I MEAN BRO, FIRST LETTER IN GAMER IS WHAT BRO?
He says GE" YA BRO GE, WE CALL OURSELVES THE GE AR! GR BRO, THE GAMER RESISTANCE!!!
Now agita is still all cool and shit and he is like bro, where the fuck we gonna get the guns bro. I SAY BRO FUCKING THIRD WORLD COUNTRY BRO I LIVE IN, U CAN GET THE DAMN GUNS IN THE MILITARY BASES, ALL FUCKING ABANDONED HERE!EVEM CHILDREN HAS GUNS IN CROATIA BRO! NP I GET US GUNS BRO!
BUT NO AMMUNITION BRO!!!
WE NEED AMMUNITION!!1
GOT some ARABS FROM WORLD OF WARCRAFT BRO, WE CALL THEM!!!
Agita is loling, Im fucking laughing too,u know good fun and all lol
So I get another guy into conversation, my bro traxy!
I call traxy and he is all like "hey broS" Im like what you doing bro? Just playing league Zixx.
IM LIKE FUCK THAT BRO!!!
TRAXY TELL ME BRO WHAT DOES GE AR STANDS FOR BRO?! FUCKING GR, WHAT DOES IT STAND FOR BRO TRAXY?
traxy goes all uhmmmm hmmm and says GAY RIGHTS?
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thats how our fucking revolution went to an end...
I just said bros one love, gtg write a fucking blog post, got the inspiration now.
ONE LOVE
keep owning


Went straight to this and wrote it...


Reminded me when I was a kid and there was all this movies on the telly. We kids were all watching it. Not a lot have changed. Our parents hated it. Cause if there was a batman night, then u know tomorrow will be 20 batman's on a street and maybe 1 robin. When there was terminator night, we all were fucking Austrian body builders the next day with machine guns. The ones that had poor parents had a stick instead of a machine gun.When there was superman night, next day we all had fucking capes from our parents bed sheaths. It was the shit. The LIFE as we call it.
And now the other kids having fucking jobs and family and cars and all the other shit. While Zixx has a fucking invisible pill and he is walking the streets feeling all smart for 30 minutes. Then he goes home and does what he does every fucking day. Own some noobs, in some game that he wont even remember the next week.
If somebody asks him by any  chance what he was doing? You know what he will say, what every fucking gamer will say... FUCKING NOTHING!!!11
Just chilling, owning and jerking. (SEXING FOR ME)




LAZY FUCKING BUMS
CAN SOMEBODY MAKE THE UNLAZY PILL ALREADY  FFS?!!!
LIKE TOMORROW
BEFORE I  DESTROY MY LIFE WITH LAZINESS


When we were kids, we didn't have any super powers but that didnt stop us from flying, today I dont have a pill but that dosent stop me from owning everybody. Same shit applys to u.
You don't need the pill, you need yourself, when u got yourself u can do w/e the fuck u want too.
legend out
one love