Yea I know haven't posted something new in a while. I could give u all this bullshit reasons why not but the fact is that I was just too damn lazy to sit down in front of a computer and start writing. I have all this ideas in my head about what should I write but I feel so damn lazy, could be this fucked up summer which just drains my productivity with all the heat. Or it could be just me being lazy.
Flash update of my life, lets see I HAVE A FUCKING DRIVING LICENSE. Awesome right, waited 25 years to get that, shit is what rly motivated me to get it was my gf. She was helpful and all when it came to exams and shit, explained me all and rly helped me pass the shit like the boss. No failing on my part, did everything in first try :) whos the motha focka boss?
She also motivated me in the way she dosent even know, u see my gf got her driving license when she was 18 and Im no macho bullshit guy but damn gf driving me around the town just looked bad as hell. Now Im driving that bitch in the front sit like its supposed to be, who ever heard of women driving? Come on wtf?!
Saudia Arabia knows its shit, they dont let women drive, so why should I let my women drive. How can I go solo against whole government of Saudia Arabia, they know there shit, like zillions of arabs telling its not right. 1 guy against the whole country, I dont think so, fucking agree with that shit, dont want no crazy arabs with bombs in my back yard ey xD
The truth of the matter is that I still dont have a fucking car so my gf still drives me around in her car -.-! FUCK YOU SAUDIA ARABIA!111111 If u rly cared about women not driving so fucking much, you would sell some of your oil and buy me a fucking car so I dont look like a pussy while my gf drives me around!!
So that's me, the legend, aka the Zixx. Driving license in a fucking wallet, there is only one tiny problem I DON'T HAVE A FUCKING CAR. YEA YEA I know what u mean why the fuck I wasn't thinking about that before. Well the shit is that I did, as many of you dont know my birthday is at 27 this month and I was thinking Ima gonna get some half ass old car for my 25 birthday.
Shit is my Mom and Dad, they pretty fucking smart, guess they have to be cause they brought me into this world and Im the smartest fucker ever right. So basically what they did?! They said they aint buying me some old shity car cause Im the fucking legend and all that, they gonna buy me a new fucking one. Like brand new out of the factory, there is a catch tho. My life is like that, u think they just gonna give u something and give u the car keys. NO BRO, shit dosent work like that. They gotta fuck you first, you got to do something for them so they see something is gonna be out of your life and all that bullshit. They have to teach you that life isnt about getting something without giving something back to somebody.
U see I got 1 year left on college so my smart ass mom and smart ass death figured out that they gonna buy this shit for me as soon as i finish my college. GOD DAMNT AND FUCK THEM!!!111111
No shit Ima such a smart ass, look at them giving me free gifts and then they say but, there is always a fucking but, BUT THE SHIT IS I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING. Was too damn happy and excited when I heard NEW CAR. ALREADY saw myself driving that shit but nah there has to be a fucking but.
SON BUT WHEN U FINISH COLLEGE U GET IT.
I MEAN WTF, THEY COULD HAVE JUST TOLD ME that they would buy me a car when I get a damn noble prize. This aint right, its like okk...
Let me explain you why is this last year is so hard for me, its rly simple. I had some rl shit going on and long story short I couldn't attend college for like a year and half, I still have some exams left like from the year before... I dunno its just a pain in the ass!! Not like its impossible, ofc not, that shit is for noobs. U think all of this fockers who finish college are so pro??? Nah u see the ppl that fucking finish colleague are the biggest fucking noobs ever, thats why they finish it. Cause a noob prepares, its like when u know u suck at a game then u gonna keep trying your best u know improve and all that shit. Then there is the other side, if a fucking pro like me and you pass the first year without checking any books at all then u just go LOOK AT ME IM A FUCKING LEGEND I CAN DO THIS SHIT WITHOUT no hands and then they fuck u up, a bit of bad luck a bit of life shiting on you and there u GO! YOU IN A SHIT HOLE CALLED UNIVERSITY AND U DONT EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START?!?!?
U still not getting this shit?
Ok Ima help you out bro, Il hook you up. Il stretch my divine words of wisdom into your head and you gonna realize this shit and its gonna be beautiful.That moment, its gonna be Rebeca Black times 10 no joke.
So my first year of college, ok wait wait lets go a bit back.
U know my story how I singed up for my collage. So im playing this game u might heard of it called wow aka world of warcraft and Im rank 14 and its bc and Im ganking at nagrand, killing noob hordes at this zone where everybody farm. I hear my mom yelling "YOU GONNA SIGN UP FOR UNIVERSITY THIS YEAR, YOU DO KNOW THAT TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY?" Then she keeps going on and on about life and how education is important and all that shit I dont give a fuck. SO at some point I fucking rage, cause Im a man its hard for me to listen to somebody and play my fucking game.MY BRAIN IS NOT BUILD FOR MULTITASKING!!11111 I alt tab and I type into Google free collage sign up spots opened. My university pops up, I just tell my mom Im sorted already checked where I wanna go 2 weeks ago and gonna do this shit tomorrow, no worry's mom I got this.
Alt tab back to game and find myself dead, Im so pissed now. Kept on ganking all night long, I check its 6 in the morning, check where the hell collage is and I went for it. Come home, mom dont worry they accepted me, its all good. Back to killing noobs.
Thats how my university problems started.
U cant be a serious gamer and just do your university shit, there is no fucking way u can balance that out cause there is just not enough time in the world. So my first year was like playing all night long and just sleeping in university, luckily this university is made for noobs so first year is like word power point basic programing and all that shit, its like brain dead ppl can figure it out. So I pass it without the worry's.
Didnt rly connect with anybody there, like zero fucking friends and Im going to college for a year now, there was this one guy who played games, was good with him and there was some geek who was pveing in wow. Avoided him like a fucking plague of doom.
One of the other guy I notice in my class, was this mentally retarded kid, no joke he is seriously brain dead. He was asking stupid shit like what does print do and what does file stands for and stuff like that and he was just pissing everybody off with his ignorance. Guess what, that focker graduated last year. No joke, you see this dumb guy has no fucking purpose in life, had no other passions except alcohol and school and he just needs to do 2 things to succeed in life. Get fucking wasted, wake up and just read that shit like there is no tomorrow and just repeat the process. So he is studying to finish collage so can have a good job so he can keep on buying fucking alcohol. He questions nothing, he loves the system, the damn system was made for him thats why he is so good at it, get drunk and study. Fuck yea... WE LOVE ITTTTT
U SEE WHOLE EDUCATION SYSTEM is made for stupid ppl, they dont want smart ppl at the top, dont ask me who they are cause I will not finish this shit today then.
The way the education crap works is that they serve u all this fucking fast food meals and u just need to swallow it up like a good boy and when they call your name, you spit it all out at paper and u did good.
U did amazing, u like so good at this shit u getting a college degree. You see my dumb fucking brain dosent work that way. I have to question everything they throw at me, I have to pick it clean , have to put it back together and then put it in my throat so i can spit it out at them.
While dumb ppl they dont fucking care how shit works, they dont care what it does, teacher says 1 and they say 1 after him. The process of repeating.
Im one step ahead of them , you see cause if you are one of us "the smart ppl" you understand the system and my friend if you understand something then u can twist it and break it to your will. Shear fucking power, cause knowledge = power and stupidity = mental retards. No offense if you were born retarded and u reading this shit, what can I say bro bad luck u know fuck it.
Yea I understand the system, u know when I figured it out. I think I was in 4 grade, or third grade.
Let me tell you a story of my life, true story no bs here.
We had German language, English language and Croatian language. In all those classes they wanted me to learn the fucking alphabet and the months of the year. I came home one day and tomorrow the teacher would test us did we learn it, my mom tested me at home. I was a kid but i was bold enough to think outside of the box and I WAS THINKING WTF IS THIS SHIT? SOMEBODY joking on me? 3 fucking languages, 3 different alphabets order and 3 different names for months of the year.
Why the fuck would I learn this? What if I go to fucking Jamaica or SHRIFUCKINGLANKa am I gonna have to learn there alphabet and months too? So I wrote all the alphabets on my shoes and the months. While all the other kids learned it, and let me tell you something. Im fucking 25 years old soon and I dont know any fucking alphabet and months for me are in numbers, there is no fucking aughust or fucktember, its 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12. Why the fuck would I care about naming numbers, for what? Why the fuck would I wanna complicate my life with that shit, its like having 3 kids and have 10 different names for each other them.
What is the fucking point of it?
Then later at my life when I dodged military service and went to work in library for 6 months, they still didnt make me learn the fucking alphabet and I was putting those books in order like np, you dont need fucking alphabet to categorize books cause they all have fucking serial numbers but no ppl like to fucking complicate shit and u know why this is happening cause our education system is made to promote dumb ppl.
U see one of this fucking dumb ppl finished collage and they decided to categorize books by alphabet instead of the serial numbers even tho number categorization was already in place. For what reason? FOR NO FUCKING REASON!!!11 CAUSE THEY DUMB AS FUCK THATS WHY!!!
You see ppl at the top they love the dumb ppl, they dont want smart ppl below them u know why, cause the smart ppl will take there job. Whole dumb ppl will be happy where they are and they wont fucking question anything, they already learned the damn routine at collage, just say 1 student yea good job now come back in a week and say 1 again and u passed, good boy. Easy control is ftw.
Or like I dunno lets think about bigger therms, military lets bash them a bit. American military!!! U see the generals dont want there soldiers to be smart cause smart soldier might ask himself why the fuck am I going across the world to kill some ppl I dont never heard about, nah u see they need that typical guy that says YES SIR IM GONNA DO WHAT U SAY!!!1
THAT'S how the system works my friend, the dumb ppl are needed in this fucking world, but u see the world cant survive on dumb ppl and sooner or later it will all go to hell.We just gotta be smart enough to stay out of there ways and let them fuck each other up while we laugh from the sides.
Same shit is with negative selection, like way before in the past the strongest and the smartest had the most children and that was called positive selection cause u dont want dumb ppl spreading there seed around.
Today smart ppl have like 1 kid or 2 maybe and the dumb asses have like fucking 20, u know why cause they don't think. They don't care how hard it will be for them, there little brains don't think that far so they keep pumping. Negative selection all over the place.Then they say democracy is fucking fair, when I get out voted by 60% of dumb ppl. NOT STARTING THAT TOPIC!!11111
I pride myself in being lazy, its positive!!!!1 Ppl don't fucking get it. You see if Steve jobs wasn't lazy today we would all fucking carry big ass radios on our backs and listening to music, but nah that fucker was lazy as shit so he wanted something small that can play music, that's how ipod was made. Lazy ppl make this world go forward cause of there laziness,I know its a fucking paradox but its so true.
Ow yea I forgot to write that my neigbor destroyed my bike so know I dont even have that, I just have to walk everywhere -.-!
Cant even remember wtf what this all about
ANYWAY
Im out
Zixx
Got the driving license
and got no car
Don't know alphabet and don't know months in years
Living in different Saudia Arabia where only females drive(my gf)
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